If you want to see me perform, I'm currently in Memphis as Huey Calhoun. It's a story about a boy who loves good music and a pretty girl named Felicia, but they can't be together because of some pretty stupid reasons. There's some drama, some violence, and it's got something for everyone, so why don't you stop on by?
Good. It really is, it’s the drink of Satan.
It really is.
Well, I suppose it’s growing on me… but NEVER give me coffee. Eurgh. Yep. Ah, sorry, I meant to text you this morning but I woke up late…
Why would I ever give you coffee? That stuff is disgusting. It’s fine.
Nah you probably do.
Well you know how much I like my tea with milk! Oh sorry, I’m round at the producers at a little party, not much just nibbles and pop…, we had the first episode read through today.
I know, I know. I still think it’s better with honey, though. You did? That I didn’t know.
Do you think we’re friends? Because wake the fuck up kid, you’re lucky I didn’t beat the shit out of you. I’m over that shit but that don’t mean I like you.
All I’m saying is that I don’t deserve the hate that she gives me. You, I deserve. But not her.
Oh you do flatter me so, and I’m never pissed at you! Hardly… Awh you cutey, I like you too. Fine, I’ll just run a comb through my hair and I’ll be over.
Except when I forget to buy milk. Where are you, anyway?
Aren’t you insecure? I know Gen and she doesn’t give off vibes of hatred unless you did something to deserve it.
I kissed her… ages ago. Then she got mad, and I have no idea why.
I know! I wouldn’t expect you to, but can’t a girl look nice when she comes to see her boyfriend?
I think you’re beautiful even when you’re pissed at me, so… no. Besides, I like seeing you dressed down.
Do you just think that everyone hates me or something?
I knew you would. When shall I be ready for?
I’m not gonna be able to plan this by tonight, you know.